Welcome. This is the blog about a sane woman with an insane amount of stories no one ever even knew they didn't want to read. Each one sorted by competencies which together form all the fabulous that is ...me. For your convenience placed in random (personality dis)order.
Most Lucide Moments
Not Suitable For Work
Killer Nick is the most perverted person I know, why else would I have bunnies photographed in compromising positions, everyone knows what a prude I am. I thought I should just go along with it, no one wants to stand in the way of a professional perv photographer in his creative process. just kidding: I forced his hand into taking these promiscuous pictures and he may have cried a little. kidding again… about the forcing his hand.Read on ...
I have made a list that keeps me from stuffing her back up my hooha (I don’t care how big she’s gotten, I’ll make it fit.)
Yeah, so basically she gets away with anything, does practically nothing and even though we’re not having sex because of it, we still forgive her and love her to bits.
I haven’t been watching the news so forget current events. I haven’t been to college, so forget anything educated to come rolling off my tongue. I’ve always been more of an artsy kind of girl, but to date haven’t been ambitious enough to explore my possibilities or nourish my talent, which I have tons of …..probably. So basically all you get is my opinion and my version of common sense.Read on ...
Insert title here to make this post sound FABULOUS….
30 hand sewn mice, people…when I could have been napping. You wonder why I’m not sewing bunnies? Well, because bunnies don’t eat cheese, people , THINK!Read on ...
Valid and Void
Particularly painful thing to think about today. Over the moon and without a doubt in our minds we went to our first appointment with the obstetrician. We could have our first ultrasound between 9 and 14 weeks. As our holiday was between this time, we scheduled the ultrasound right after, because we would have more baby on the picture at 13 weeks. Little did we know…Read on ...
The Evil Pre-School Robbers and the Conspiracy Theory behind Supermarket Madmen.
While I drive my son to school, he talks about Pokémon evolution and hoping he might evolve and have wings one day so he can fly. I look at him to interpret the expression on his face and he looks me straight in the eyes: “What?.. It could happen!” and I say “really?”. His response: ” No, not really but it’s nice to think about that stuff, right?” He’s right; It is nice to hope for things, however impossible they may seem.Read on ...
Can't argue with good reasoning
- Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want
- Frowning face. upside down. I'm very bendy…
- Hospitals are my worst best friend
- If you think labor was hard try being a mom!
- It takes more than lots of sex to make a baby
- It's on the internet (now), so it must be true
- Reading books make good conversation
- Shit happens
- Sometimes drugs are the answer
- You shouldn't trust anything that bleeds for 4 days and doesn't die